What are the odds that this Loke Wilson’s song’s title is the same as my Wells Fargo bank account. I thought no one would think of Prune Slicker. Enjoy this masterpiece while slicking some prunes.

I really wish I was the brains behind this gem of a mercial.

Our littlest beardpuncher to date. Rip dem tracks Sharty!

This is incredible! I love that sweet smooth jazzy sound.

Usually I am not a fan when big brands latch onto celebrities for their endorsements. However, this production is done well by subtly joining Jay-Z with the ABSOLUT and connecting each one’s passion behind their music/booze. Well done, ABSOLUT and Danny Clinch for teaming up to tell the Jay-Z story when he prepared for last year’s September 11 benefit concert at Madison Square Garden in the documentary fashion for this 14-minute short, than to say he drinks ABSOLUT.

Man… I think Joe B is trying to be as much of a baller as Wild Bill Clinton. Keep ballin playaz.

I bet these HS girls have a really easy time meeting guys. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to meet a girl who wants to kick your ass and get pregs?

Destroying Austin.

Wash dat ass while in da tub with this soapy gem.

Damn Keith. You were born on Jupiter.

Fist Face Austin Texas.

Caution: Urge to eat some ghetto style chicken and head-bobbin are a direct result of this finger-lickin hit.

These never get old. I wish there were more.

Wow. I firmly believe if this guy does not go back out with Traceeee. She will kill him.

What has this world come to? FAIL.