I bet this record was a hit with the guys.

I’ve always wondered what this would be like… now I know. Exxxxxxcelent.

I’m thirsty after this juicy song.

I would hate to sit down and talk fantasy football with this guy. YIKES. Candidate fail.

They don’t call it the amazing race for nothing.

I think there is a lesson to be learned here. When drinking, fuel up at the bar at the top of the hill.

Sometime things need to be shortened because it all won’t fit.

I think both cowboys and gangsters would gladly give all of these people the biggest beatdowns ever.

Only in Merica.

An militant, a nurse, a kid and a lazy woman walk into a Burger King…

As of today, this video has 2,788,903 views and is #2 on most blogged and #2 most favorite video for the month on youtube.com. Does this kind of exposure make you famous? If so, how would you introduce yourself if you had this quasi-celebrity status? Does the woman introduce herself referring to the video too?

Its only in rare circumstances that this haircut, a belly shirt, and dancing with a sunflower combine. Obviously mother nature does not approve.

Here is your solution.

Also prepares people for shitting weights.

This guy can’t see anything. Love it. These types of people should never be highlighted in society. When they do, it just makes us all dumber.

I don’t know if his moves are intended to impress people or intimidate them. Regardless this baller watches too many Van Damme movies.