SMILE
Cosmetic surgery for your mouth. This makes my stomach turn for some reason.
18 months worth of orthodontic treatment, in 60 seconds flat.
SNAPPLE FACT CAPS
A small glimpse into the brainstorm at Snapple. “I’ve got one… SOMETIMES…. food is hot… YOU? SON OF A B*TCH!” Presented by Upright Citizens Brigade.
HEADBANGERS BALL – LIBRARY-STYLE
I’m sure she is shredding to Kenny G or Michael Bubblé.
BIKE FROM WORK
A huge thanks to everyone who came to our event to celebrate biking FROM work. Especially Illegal Petes for the free burritos, Breck Brewery for the free booze, Anthony’s Pizza for the free ‘za and everyone else who came to make it such an awesome event. Hungover as hell today. THANKS.
WHEELZ OF FORTUNEZ
Fo realz.
MOM SPANKED THE GAY OUT OF ME
Is this true? Can’t be. Riiiiiiight? If it is fake, its done really really well.
THE BAR FOR VINTAGE GAMING
Exploding Rabbit created a version of Super Mario Bros that you can play as Bill from Contra, Simon from Castlevania, Samus from Metroid, Link from Zelda or Mega Man.
Stop what you are doing and play this game. So incredibly awesome!
Click on www.newgrounds.com to play.
OLD WORLD BALLER
This guy can throw it down on the dance floor.
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
CAN I BE A KID AGAIN – PLZ
I think that I would seriously enjoy a 5 minute sesh on this whip.
DJ ‘LIL SHARTY SPINNING AT CLUB 9MONTHBUMP
Our littlest beardpuncher to date. Rip dem tracks Sharty!
CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. RIGHT?
I bet these HS girls have a really easy time meeting guys. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to meet a girl who wants to kick your ass and get pregs?
SHOPPING PASSION
Who doesn’t enjoy a good shopping session? Check out his guy while he wrecks shop while shopping.
PULL OUT
Not sure what is going on here. Is this an anti-war message or a birth control message for anti-contraceptives clinic?
BILL SHATNER
Mr. Shatner could puke on newborns and people would still love him. This is a perfect execution for him.
BEE-R-BEE
Sorry for the lack of interwebs postings. I’ve been busy catching up on misc projects. Please forgive me, I swear I will be back in a couple of days to destroy yer face. -BP
